I typed up a rant to my troll
Acerbic and bitter words rolled
Onto the page
Oh – I was in rage!
Not because he had called me “ass—-”
I wish he would leave me alone
Instead of his mean-spirited drone
“You’re ugly and frumpy”
“You’re really quite dumpy”
Can I please make an insult-free zone?
The Sheriff said “Go buy a gun.”
Helpful words — well, he had none.
“Ignore him,” he said,
But what lies ahead?
And today I am feeling undone
I wish I could flip an off-switch
Or find out that this just was a glitch
Instead I will sigh
And pray for the guy
Even though he’s a son-of-a-