There once was a tick I squished flatter-y
I sorta thought it would splatter-y
’cause it was quite bulging
as it was indulging
ON ME — assault and battery

Really, I stink at flattery
Insults – my more natural chatter-y
Sarcasm or wit
A much better fit
Than false saccharine blattery

Now to find a photo —
But how will I find one to show
something to do
with flattery too?
Goodness! I really don’t know.


Prickles and down


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